Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: I Only Use Crack During Drunken Stupors & I Get Enough Pu$$y From My Wife!

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I have to admit that I can't get enough these days of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. There have been rumors for weeks about a secret video showing the tough-on-drugs politician smoking crack cocaine, but he denied those rumors until recently when the police actually obtained the video and began investigating. He's admitted that it's him, that he used crack a year ago during a "drunken stupor," and has continually rebuffed calls for his resignation.

But his latest blow-up-in-front-of-the-press is the greatest. He chose to react to news reports of former staffers cooperating with the police in front of the media. The rest is gold:

It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.

Subsequent reports showed members of the Toronto City Council denouncing Mayor Ford's latest outbursts. They even turned their collective backs to him during yesterday's council meeting. Mayor Ford was forced to do another press conference later in the day and apologize for the remarks quoted above.

This could totally be a storyline in Degrassi. One of the kids becomes a political intern and ends up sharing a line of cocaine with the mayor.