Think about it. The average person consumers 4,500 calories during Thanksgiving Day -- and that's just dinner! Thanksgiving Dinner in a can might look gross when it's glopped out of a can, but I'd wager that it contains less than 500 calories -- if that!
Plus, meal prep would be reduced from hours -- if not days -- to a mere minutes. Just plop it in a pan and warm it up and Thanksgiving Day dinner is ready to be served!
Sadly, I don't think that Craig's Thanksgiving Dinner is an actual product for sale. But I would totally buy it -- if only to bring a can as a potluck item!