Wonkette shared a visual guide of what to wear and -- much more importantly -- what not to wear at the upcoming CPAC event. Basically, if you would wear it to a dance club, if you bought it at Wal-Mart, or if it is jeans you should not wear it to CPAC. Check it out here:
Needless to say, I wouldn't fit in.
Needless to say, I wouldn't fit in.