This is the part where you are supposed to laugh. Because it involved a McChicken sandwich.
And then you read the rest of the story and realize that he battered his pregnant wife because he didn't like the meal that she had obtained for him and knocked her around until her nose was broken:
Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.Marvin Tramaine Hill II initially told police that his wife assaulted him. According to the Des Moines Register, he beat up his wife because he doesn't like McChicken sandwiches.
The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.
Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.
The victim's aunt claims in the comments section that the wife is eight-months pregnant. She wrote that her niece was punched in the face by Hill, which broke her nose. She also claims that Hill's grandmother, with whom the couple lives, refused to let the wife leave their home immediately or seek medical treatment for several hours.
Hill was arrested and charged with simple domestic assault.